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Surprise Chap. 2SurpriseSurprise Chap. 2
Bellas P.O.V.
No Edward I wanted to tell you that I am- The bell rang interrupting me. Damn it, I thought. I really wanted to tell Edward my news. I have to get to music class. See you later. said Edward as he waved me goodbye. Later then, I replied. I suddenly felt two arms around me. Then I heard a voice of my fiancé. Hey babe did you tell anyone our big news? He asked. Well I was going to tell Edward, but he had to get to class. I replied. That loser?! He sneered. Ya Jake remember he is my best friend? I asked


Surprise Chap. 1Edwards P.O.V.Surprise Chap. 1
It was another day in my Biology class. Out of the corner of my eye I see Bella making out with Jacob, surprised Mr. Varner doesnt notice. I shudder. Ever since Bella started to date Jacob thats all she ever does. Bella and I have been best friends since we were toddlers. I talked to her about everything and to my surprise she actually listened. The bell ran and took me out of my reverie. I was walking to the doorway when suddenly I tripped! When I looked to see who it was I saw the pigheaded Jacob Black and his little minions laughing, but not Bella. What a loser! Jacob exclaime


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Bellas P.O.V.
I laughed as I saw Renesmee throw a piece of an oak tree it seemed at Jacob. Ow! exclaimed Jacob. Renesmee ran to me and hid behind me. I am going to get you Nessie, Jacob playfully growled. It was getting late so I told Jake if he could take care of Nessie and bring her home later and he said yes. Later, I want to ask Carlisle something about Nessie, I replied. I heard Nessie sigh she always knew I was worried because of her fast growth and Carlisle said that he was researching ways to slow Nessies speeding growth.


30 ways to annoy a cullen.1. Make Emmett watch Brother Bear. Occasionally ask, "How do you feel NOW?"30 ways to annoy a cullen.
2. Make breakfast for the Cullens. Cry out, "Look, I know my cooking isn't that good but JUST TRY IT!"
3. Hit on Carlisle Cullen. Several times.
4. When flying with Edward, repeatedly ask, "Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. Announce loudly that Count Dracula will be visiting soon.
6. Contact PETA or any animal-rights association and tell them what the Cullens actually do on their 'hikes'
7. Enter the Cullens into a modeling contest. Claim that it's for their own good.
8.


Emmett and Jasper babysit p.5*4 years after breaking dawn*Emmett and Jasper babysit p.5
Jasper's POV
It was cloudy out. Nice weather. Renesmee was bored to death, watching Emmett and I play Halo 3.
"Where's Jacob?" asked Renesmee "M-mm-mm." said Emmett "I want him to come over." "Okie doke. Give him a call." said Emmett "Wait. I thought he was busy." I informed Emmett "I'll bet he's dying to see Ness. The guy's 16 for a while, he's got all the time in the world to study." "Fine." Renesmee had spoken to Jacob very quickly. "Hello?" said Jacob "Hi Jake!" said Renesmee "Hey Nessie!" "Guess what? My mom's


Emmett and Jasper babysit p.4*4 years after breaking dawn*Emmett and Jasper babysit p.4
Emmett's POV
After the sleepover, when Esme had nearly killed me...again, Renesmee went to sleep. She only got 6 hours of sleep, considering she slept at 5:00 and woke up at 11:00. As soon as woke up, the phone rang. I answered it. "Hello Cullen Residence." "Emmett!" said Bella's voice "Hey Bells, how's the Floridians?" "They're nice, but a little chatty, ya know? Anyways, how's my baby?" "I'm okay." I joked "Emmett...How's my little baby girl?" "Ha! You said 'baby'! She is sooo not...Well I'll tell you when you get ho


Emmett and Jasper babysit p.3*4 years after breaking dawn*Emmett and Jasper babysit p.3
Preview: The last time we saw our heroes, they were walking to Embreon city and Ash was going to get his gym badge...Wait that's pokemon. Oh I'm sorry. Let's start again. Bella and Edward leave to visit Renee in Florida, where Nessie will be bored to death. Rosalie and Alice decide to go to fashion week in Milan and Carlisle and Esme are at the Island. So who does Bella leave her now physically 13 year old daughter with? Em and Jazz!
Renesmee's POV
After a late night of prank calls, everyone we knew was asleep. So I went to bed too. The next morning, I felt a str
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Joels a pickel!!! (Hehehe inside joke XD)
YOU'VE BEEN BITTEN!
Spread the virus around!
RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Powerful creature!
1-3: you're a ghoul
4-6: you're a were-cat
7-9: you're a were-wolf
10-& Up: you're a vampire
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If you can't be with the one you love, will you stay with the one who loves you?~New Moon
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Me: I need to got to the doctor
Friend: Why?
Me: Cuz I'm sick of you!!!!
My cousin told me this joke when we were talking about lame jokes. hahahahah
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Ziva: I'm driving.
Tony: I'm dead.
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Gibbs: DiNozzo, stop eating the evidence.
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Tony: Why didn't you stop me?
Ziva: Too stunned.
Tony: Where do I send flowers?
Ziva: If you communicate with her again, I will kill you.
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Abby: Good doggie. Bad McGee!
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Me: I need to got to the doctor
Friend: Why?
Me: Cuz I'm sick of you!!!!
My cousin told me this joke when we were talking about lame jokes. hahahahah
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I have a dream. It's name is Harper Collins.
I have a second dream. It's name is DC Comics.
I have a wish. It's name is Broadway.
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Me: I need to got to the doctor
Friend: Why?
Me: Cuz I'm sick of you!!!!
My cousin told me this joke when we were talking about lame jokes. hahahahah
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